If you keep pouring oil onto birds that are trying to fly, the bird would have to come up with some pretty bizarre looking workarounds "don't you think?"
Bird Rides Inc. Demands Takedown of News Report on Lawful Re-use of Scooters - Apparently everything is about birds, being swamped and polluting today - Interesting legal case though, I have been following the right to repair situation for a while now
U.S. Government Shutdown Leaves Dozens of .Gov Websites Vulnerable
YouGov survey - British sarcasm 'lost on Americans' - Personally I think that the meaning of many of the phrases mentioned are quite context dependent, so I don't agree with all the "facts" presented here, but what do I know
Just a reminder in case it wasn't obvious - it's really difficult for birds to fly if you keep covering them in oil